Title: Wandering the Aisles
Author: Tha Wrecka
E-mail: scorpionightmare@yahoo.com
Disclaimer: It's not real.
Pairing: Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson
Warning: Extremely run-on sentences and unabashed comma splicing.
Summary: Two women in a supermarket.

Lindsay likes this, trailing along the fruit section with a shopping cart bigger than they need, looking at the apples and pears and bananas, the everyday things, the normal life. They are normal people in the supermarket, a normal couple, stocking up on groceries in the normal way. They have to buy cigarettes again and there's nothing at home but packaged carbs, they're all out of real food.

There's a photographer outside, waiting not even subtly against his car for them to scandalously come outside with a bag full of shopping and do something crazy like walk next to each other. They might even hold hands if they feel wild enough. Lindsay kind of wants to.

Sam hunches over the trolley, pushes it slowly as they dawdle on their way to the checkouts. How normal things are, how mundane, how nice.